Shot to the Face
Today I am going to state my predictions for the likely springtime Canadian election: The Progressive Conservatives (is that what they are still called?) will take it all in May!
Why do I think this? Because I dreamed it last night. We had a PC PM, and I was thinking, "How typically Canadian! One Prime Minister lasts ten years, then they fuck off and retire and leave the successor (and the party) out to dry in the next election, to happen in a few months." The only difference from reality is that the new PM was some new guy that I hadn't seen before.
That was my dream and I am sticking with it.
I also had a dream last week where I may have been much younger than I am now. My family was staying at a resort-type place that resembled one of the resorts just north of here in Tremblant. Somehow my sisters friends were all there, about ten of them. They weren't the ones from real life: these ones were TV-attractive.
At one point, there were about six people in bed sleeping, with another dozen sleeping on the floor around the room. I was one of the lucky ones in bed, second from the end. Next to me in the anteultimate position was this girl who must have been about 17 (maybe I was 13? 13 with a 29-year-old penis, that's for sure) who started to rub me down there. She deftly got my pants down and stroked me, and shortly thereafter she effortlessly made me shoot a large load up onto her face. One shot: all over her face. It wasn't thick and white, but thinner and more transparent. But it was all over the left side of her face.
I was silent when I came, because the orgasm itself wasn't very big, just the load, but it was so funny that she started to shake with suppressed laughter. Slowly, people around the room started to awaken and even though they couldn't see what had happened, they started to giggle sleepily. I don't remember anything of the dream after that.
There are other cool parts to the dream, but really, who could remember anything else?