I have so much to write about, but I can't get it out there. And I am also the world's third biggest asshole, third only to those who abuse children and murder people (I am not including heads of state, terrorist or corporate CEOs). But that's something I can't discuss here. In any case, I feel like scum.

Here's my file extension. I wish I were .EXE, then I might actually get something done.

Which File Extension are You?