Yes, I have/No, I haven't.

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All right. I will jump on the bandwagon.

Have you ever...

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink? No, too cheap.
02. Swam with wild dolphins? No, but I saw them playing in the wake from the ferry I was in.
03. Climbed a mountain? Does Mont-Royal count?
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive? Fuck, no. Fuck that noise.
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid? Nope.
06. Held a tarantula? Yes, actually.
07. Taken a candle-lit bath with someone? Yessir. Well, she wasn't actually IN the bath with me, but she was in the bathroom. It was Rose.
08. Said "I Love You" and meant it? Of course.
09. Hugged a tree? Not because I am some eco-hippie male dryad type, but just for kicks.
10. Bungee jumped? No, but I once did a horizontal bungee-type thing. It was fun.
11. Visited Paris? Nope.
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea? No, but I was IN the recent massive lightning storm that hit Montreal a couple of weeks ago.
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise? Of course.
14. Seen the Northern Lights? Nope.
15. Gone to a huge sports game? Absolutely.
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa? Nah.
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables? Yup.
18. Touched an iceberg? Nope.
19. Slept under the stars? Yes, if passing out drunk outside counts.
20. Changed a baby's diaper? Several. Bet you didn't guess that, did you?

21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon? No.
22. Watched a meteor shower? I don't think so.
23. Gotten drunk on champagne? Uhhh...yes. A champagne chugging contest, actually.
24. Given more than you can afford to charity? No.
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope? Yes.
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment? Likely.
27. Had a food fight? No.
28. Bet on a winning horse? No.
29. Asked out a stranger? Yes?
30. Had a snowball fight? Yes.
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can? Yes.
32. Held a lamb? No.
33. Seen a total eclipse? Yes.
34. Ridden a roller coaster? Yes.
35. Hit a home run? So damn close, so many times.
36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking? Every Thursday night in university.
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day? No.
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment? Definitely.
39. Had two hard drives for your computer? Um, yes.
40. Visited all 50 states? No.
41. Taken care of someone who was shit faced? Yes.
42. Had amazing friends? Of course.
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country? Check.
44. Watched wild whales? No.
45. Stolen a sign? Of course.
46. Backpacked in Europe? That's so bourgeois.
47. Taken a road-trip? Yes.
48. Gone rock climbing? No.
49. Midnight walk on the beach? Actually, no.
50. Gone sky diving? No.
51. Visited Ireland? Nope.
52. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love? No, I don't think so.
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them? No.
54. Visited Japan? No.
55. Milked a cow? Uh-uh.
56. Alphabetized your CDs? Yes, so?
57. Pretended to be a superhero? Most days.
58. Sung karaoke? NO.
59. Lounged around in bed all day? Yes.
60. Posed nude in front of strangers? Any chance I get.
61. Gone scuba diving? No.
62. Kissed in the rain? Yes.
63. Played in the mud? YES.
64. Played in the rain? Yes.
65. Gone to a drive-in theater? Yes?
66. Visited the Great Wall of China? No.
67. Started a business? No.
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken? Yes.
69. Toured ancient sites? Yes.
70. Taken a martial arts class? Yes.
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight? No.
72. Gotten married? No.
73. Been in a movie? No.
74. Crashed a party? Yes.
75. Gotten divorced? No.
76. Gone without food for 5 days? No.
77. Made cookies from scratch? Maybe.
78. Won first prize in a costume contest? No.
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice? No.
80. Gotten a tattoo? Not yet.
81. Rafted the Snake River? No. Who cares?
82. Been on television news programs as an "expert"? Not yet.
83. Got flowers for no reason? No reason? Hm...No.
84. Performed on stage? Yes.
85. Been to Las Vegas? Not yet.
86. Recorded music? No.
87. Eaten shark? No.
88. Had a one-night stand? Yes.
89. Gone to Thailand? No.
90. Bought a house? No.
91. Been in a combat zone? Depends on your definition of combat zone.
92. Buried one/both of your parents? Not yet...:(
93. Been on a cruise ship? No, and I have very little interest.
94. Spoken more than one language fluently? I like to think so.
95. Performed in Rocky Horror? No.
96. Raised children? No.
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour? No.
98. Created and named your own constellation of stars? Who does this?
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country? No.
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over? No.
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge? No.
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was
looking? Yes.
103. Had plastic surgery? No.
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived? No.
105. Wrote articles for a large publication? No.
106. Lost over 100 pounds? At one time? No.
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback? No.
108. Piloted an airplane? Nope.
109. Petted a stingray? Nay.
110. Broken someone's heart? Yes.
111. Helped an animal give birth? No.
112. Won money on a T.V. game show? No.
113. Broken a bone? No, actually. Only a sprain, once. It's a funny story.
114. Gone on an African photo safari? No interest.
115. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced? No.
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol? Nah.
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild? YES!
118. Ridden a horse? No.
119. Had major surgery? No.
120. Had a snake as a pet? No.
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon? No.
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours? No.
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states? No.
124. Visited all 7 continents? No.
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days? No.
126. Eaten kangaroo meat? No.
127. Eaten sushi? Blech.
128. Had your picture in the newspaper? Yes.
129. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about? I don't know.
130. Gone back to school? Yes.
131. Parasailed? Yes.
132. Petted a cockroach? I don't pet them, I fucking kill them.
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes? Blech.
134. Read The Iliad - and the Odyssey? Parts.
135. Selected one 'important' author who you missed in school, and read? No.
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating? No.
137. Skipped all your school reunions? Yes.
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language? Yes.
139. Been elected to public office? No.
140. Written your own computer language? No.
141. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream? No.
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care? Not yet...
143. Built your own PC from parts? Rose and I wouldn't have computers if I never did.
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you? Nope.
145. Had a booth at a street fair? No.
146: Dyed your hair? Yes.
147: Been a DJ? No.
148: Shaved your head? For nearly ten years.
149: Caused a car accident? Yes.
150: Saved someone's life? No.

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