Tagged. Fine.

1. Since seeing Saddam hang, I have a stronger-than-normal fear of being hanged, specifically of having my neck broken.
2. Every single woman I have had sex with has brought up the idea of using a strap-on. One even put it on, just to show me. I have to admit, she did look cute with that thing. Cute, in a silly way.
3. I used to have fantasies of blowing up my high school, even though I used to like it there this was before most of the school shootings and terrorist bombings. I didn't want to hurt anyone; I just wanted to destroy the building.
4. I would masturbate as a little kid without knowing why. I didn't understand where it was leading to. One night, in December 1987 I decided to pursue it "until something happens, damnit!". And this is the end result (NSFW).
5. When I was six, I played Santa Claus in the Christmas play, back when they were allowed. I thought I would be the next Sidney Poitier.

Which one is fake? Next up: D, Artemisia, MJ and Frank.